Thursday, February 5, 2009

(Revised) Auction Estate Catalogue

Here is a list of 50 things to memorize. It is, essentially, a made up estate auction catalogue.

1) Liberty ½ dollar
2) Porcelain figurine
3) Lap desk
4) Jewelry box
5) Aliethiometer
6) Olympus OM2 35mm camera
7) JG Schroeder Mandolin w/ case
8) Antique opera glasses
9) Antique gumball machine
10) Royal cash register
11) Pair of Ruby Slippers
12) Sofa table
13) Black laquer armchair
14) Eames molded plywood chair
15) 1935 Caille “naked lady” slot machine
16) A looking glass
17) Set of sterling silver candle holders
18) J&B coats sewing cabinet
19) Subtle Knife
20) Radio Flyer wagon
21) Lot of miscellaneous tools
22) Dinette set
23) Pair of Buerman Spurs
24) John Deere 7030 Small frame tractor
25) One red hunting hat
26) 1992 Honda Civic
27) Walk in Freezer
28) Brunswick pool table
29) Antique carousel horse
30) Lot of 6 antique wagon wheels
31) Set of 20 bar stools
32) Italian Leg Lamp
33) “White Album” autographed by Beatles
34) Belt grinder
35) Hydraulic Lift
36) Subtle Knife
37) Lot of fine chine
38) Magi-cater portable grille
39) Hobart Pizza Oven
40) Lot of 6 vintage “Rat Pack” pictures
41) Faberge Egg
42) Medieval suit of armor
43) C.M. Russel’s “The Hold Up”
44) 2 outdoor heat lamps
45) This is not a pipe
46) Mickey Mantle autographed ball
47) Round of Golf with Tiger Woods
48) Large lot of cougar skins
49) 1996 Ford F-150
50) 2500 sq.ft. memory palace to keep everything in

2 comments:

  1. Dude... my family has been in the antique business ever since the dawn of time. Many of the things you've listed here make me think of the old antique store up in Choteau. Good times, good times....

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  2. $500 for the large lot of cougar skins. I could totes use those.

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